#03 : photographer

Ratz File : 06/09/fdn – Are you looking PRETTY????

Err … Accidently deleted my post … ha ha ha ha …..

Well, its odd to say that I don’t update my own blog often, cause I am busy updating other people’s websites … what a paradox of sorts! Anyway, I am very pleased to say that I’ve managed to complete the main website of the fashion designers after 1,641,600 seconds of research, customization, profile writing, product writing, picture editing, watermark generation, editorials, proof reading, grammar correction, link exchanges, seo, report analytics, etc ….. *phew* .. that was a whole lot of work for 1 person!!!

So ladies and gents, I am now pleased to showcase my new project for the fashion designers at their site http://www.prettyinwhite.com.my. I’ll be honest, in actual fact, I don’t really know too much about the Wedding Industry in Malaysia, and had to do tons of research on the subject matter. In fact I was very surprised that the guys and gals in Pretty In White, commissioned me, a nobody, self taught techie, to do their site! But thanks to them, I really learnt a lot!!! While doing their site, I was inspired by this Video and Song ……..

Just couldn’t get it out of my head, and I really did think the lyrics were very interesting! Please do feel free to drop me a comment about PRETTY IN WHITE’s new website!!! Oh, and I believe in giving credit and donations to all those wonderful freelance designers and open source codes out there …. I think they have done a pretty good job especially for the stuff I used on Pretty In White’s site!!! Big Special Thanks to Epicera (Brandon R. Jones)!!!

Domo Arigato, and at least I got a chance to update my own site before I continue on another new project, which is like 60 seconds away … Ha ha ha ha … :)


Ratz File : 05/09/jwi – along came a spider

Continuing my works on John W. Ishii’s website, I began to encounter the world of algorithms (basically math), text and robots. Many a time I guess you will hear technical people talk about META TAGS, KEYWORDS, SEO, LINK SATURATION and stuff that might boggle the mind. Actually, I am BOGGLED. What the hell are those things? A layman would most probably gawk at a sample code illustrated below;

“<title><?php t0l19r24_title( ‘-’, true, ‘right’ ); echo t0l19r24_specialchars( get_bloginfo(’name’), 1 ); ?></title><meta http-equiv=”content-type” content=”<?php bloginfo(’html_type’) ?>; charset=<?php bloginfo(’charset’) ?>” /> <meta name=”description” content=”John W. Ishii <?php bloginfo(’description’) ?>” /><?php if(is_search()) { ?><meta name=”robots” content=”noindex, nofollow” /><?php }?>”

The internet has since progressed from it’s infancy days of just using one or two very straight forward methods for inclusion into their search engines. This time round they have started to use ALGORITHMS to decipher your website, with SITEMAPS, WEBSITE VERIFICATION, ANALYSTICS, etc …. sheesh … couldn’t someone just come out with a simpler system of getting things done?

And this META thing for the ROBOTS…. or SPIDERS …. it seems  to me that its becoming something like this …..

The Attack Of The Internet Spiders!

ALGORITHMS, ALGORITHMS again … I finally get to meet the online SPIDERS (or Robots) up close and personal!! Argh!! What’s all the fuss about asking the spider to FOLLOW or NOT TO FOLLOW. In fact, it looks to us that the spider normally does not do as it’s told!! Ha ha ha ha …… Good luck to us…. and now let the FIGHT BEGIN!!! Coding begins again …..


Ratz File : 05/09/jwi – a photographers calling online

Greetings. If you are reading this, then you should believe I’m starting at experiment #01 …. But not! I’m starting at experiment #03, because this is not my first project … I’ve been around, doing consultancy works, projects, events, managing and of course scurrying here and there, like ratz and mice do ….

I met John W. Ishii one fine sunny day, while I was basking in the sun looking for food, and so he caught me, sat me down at a table with bottomless STARBUCKS coffee …. and so the merry me drank and drank, and we chatted about stuff not related to cameras, lenses or photography. How he put up with the tremendous amount of squeaking and preening of whiskers, well, it’s beyond me for now ….

Anyway, it must have been because of all the coffee and me not talking about photography (cause he is a photojournalist and professional photographer… also, ratz don’t talk, so there …) that he threw us the challenge of doing something online …. and the result is this complex equation as illustrated below …..

The Equation

 Thrilled. I was truely thrilled with the end result …. PET SHOP BOYS! In fact I loved it … cause I swore a life long allegience to PET SHOP BOYS!!! In fact Pet Shop Boys + The Lab Ratz … a very interesting combination, but we are also aware there is a musical group called The Lab Ratz too …. but that’s another story ….. NEIL!! CHRIS!! Love your style and lyrics!

So what do you get when you put a photojournalist and me together? What funny equation will that be? We will illustrate ……

The 'Other' Equation

What you really get is BANKSY …. the famous and celebrated graffiti artist, whose works of art is highly sought after, and if you realized, we are actually talking about BRITISH Artist’s here … when John is an AMERICAN …. hoo! hoo!  In fact there is a really great social message in much of BANKSY’s works and we will adopt a similar vein for this project., in telling John’s photos as a photojournalist. We will also begin to chronicle our project works on John’s online presence ….. you can view our  #03 Experiment at http://johnwishii.com.